(Commenting on the Wynn Hotel)
"I want to have my birthday in Las Vegas."
(Once he realized we were spending the entire weekend celebrating Tina's birthday.)
Added by Vanessa:
Vanessa: "When are you going to come see me in New York?"
Sisto: "Maybe this week."
Vanessa: "Oh really?"
Sisto: "Yes, how about Friday?"
"Hey-why is that boy walking by himself?"
(It wasn't a boy, it was a short person. This took the entire walk to explain to Sisto.)
Sisto: "Hey Uncle Marc, did you know??"
Linda: "Uncle Marc knows everything."
Sisto: "Well I know half of everything."
Sisto: "Mommy, look at all those girls."
Nic: "I see, let's keep walking."
Sisto: "Hey, what are they all doing on top of each other?"
Cue awkward silence.
Boys, 30 seconds after arriving.