Your house is backwards.

"Grandmother, your house is backwards! The kitchen should be here and the living room should be there."

"Oh, you're right. Maybe we should move it."

"We can't move it. It's already over there. But we don't want it to be backwards."

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"My house doesn't have old TVs."

- Sisto spotted the jar of M&Ms that Rafa could reach and kindly suggested we move it next to his bed.