As sisto starts rubbing my shoulder....
Nona-"I think sisto wants Mommy's new shirt that looks like his blankie."
Sisto-"No! Nona. Nice boys give hugs and rub your back. They don't steal blankies." (Cue the guilty grin.)
Dad-"Mommy wants to go to Radiator Springs. Will you take her?"
Sisto-"Yes, but I can't drive!"
Mom-"Rafa is trying to eat his toes!"
Sisto-"He can't do that! They're attached to him."